Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".

Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.

Life

Simply, death, that is if you don't want to make it deep.

random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"

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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

bbc

Short for "BIG BLACK COCK".

Charles: I have a bbc that is *Points at a lamppost* That size.
Marlon: Bro, ur size is smaller than a pea.

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India

The most inefficient cow farm known to man.

"But, I don't understand, if there are s many cows in India, why are so many people starving there?"
"yh yh, but their sacred."
"tf, why? They are literally shit machines that are only good for their tasty meat."
"How the hell am I supposed to know?!"

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Charles

This name probably belongs to some moronic dickwad with a camelback hairline, ranting on and on about why his country is the best (most likely Singapore). He also has an Italian friend that does absolutely everything in his power to piss him off, and behave exactly the same (vice versa is true as well).

Charles: I hereby declare Singapore to be the best country.
Marlon (that one italian friend): omfg Charles, stfu, Italy is the best.

Charles: Oh yeah, prove it.

Marlon: Bro, we literally invented pizza.

Charles: Nah that was america.

Marlon: tf?! ah forget it. What about pasta, we invented that too.

Charles: Oh yeah, i love eating pasta-
Marlon: HA, i told y-
Charles: Raw, dry crunchy pasta that's been pre grinded into powder.

Marlon: ...well what about Singapore, it's not even a country
Charles: *Insert dramatic music* 👀

Extra 1: omg, he said it!
Extra 2: Son of a gun, he actually said it
Charles: *Insert more dramatic music* *starts releasing murderous aura*
Marlon: I should not have said that...-

bsi

Stands for "bull shit industries". The headquarters for the company is based right on top of gunnersbury underground station, but surprisingly, know really knows. They're most known for their blatant disregard for customers' needs and it's outright stupidity.

"Ah, s car's broken down, I'm calling bsi"
*rings them up*
"Okay, my car's broken down-"
"*in a bad indian accent* helo wood u like a banana?"
"Man. This some more bull shit."