fuck truck

Another name for a group of lesbians having a "circle" party while in a van.

" I saw the football team's cheerleaders haveing a fuck truck in the parking lot!"

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Matchbook Romance

A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.

"Dude, I had sweet matchbox romance with Samantha, and today she shook my hand, wtf?"

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chaser

to run after a the female sex.

"Hey I finally caught Didi!"
.."You did?"
"Yea man I had to chaser all over the fuckin place, but I caught her!"

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Blondie

One of many dumbass people.

"A blondie and a brunette jump off a building, which one hits the ground first......
the brunette, cause the blondie had to stop the the 30th floor to ask for directions."

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suck it

Demanding fellatio from the female sex.

"Suck it NOW, I paid you for this! 20 fuckin bucks, you're an expensive bitch! SUCK IT NOW!"

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ALT+F4

1. These keys will exit a program instead of using the exit icons.
2. A fun way to get rid of noobs in multiplayer games and chat rooms.

Halo guy 1: "Hey how do you change grenades?"
Halo guy 2: "ALt+F4."
Halo guy 1: diconnected
Halo guy 2: "HAHA stupid noob!"
Halo guy 1: re-enter: "Hey that's not funny dickhead!"
Halo guy 2: "STFU stupid Noob!"

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escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

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