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When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
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When a person's face looks like a fucking ass
Yo your face looks like an Ass face, you should get that fixed, cause your making me sick
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28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy
Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.
Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger
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When a cracker lives in a house full of bootlips
My bro David plays jungle every weekend since his step family is a bunch of spear chucking apes, and he is one white ass cracker mother fucker
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