schnig-face

A person who whines frequently about stupid things of little or no consequence, and often times does it in a high, annoying, and weak-sauce voice.

"That dude just told me he is angry because he dropped his jacket on the ground. He is also refusing to pick it up. What a complete schnig-face."

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Bambazzle

To physically thrash with great force

"Dude, flying off the jet ski at 50 miles per hour...I just got absolutely bambazzled."

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LGS

Last Go Syndrome: a condition possessed by nearly all men that strongly and relentlessly urges them to give it that one valiant last shot even though they may have failed many times before and there may be very little chance of success for the final attempt.

"Dude, I know she broke up with me last year, and I know she likes that other guy, but i just gotta give it that one last try, I've got a bad case of LGS"

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Jenkins

A name representing and personifying the male penis as characterized by a rude, distrusting, and at times wild doctor. In the most formal of terms, it/he is referred to as Dr. Wang Jenkins.

"I'm gonna go for a skinny-dip in the lake, Dr. Jenkins needs some fresh air."

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