pidge

Reasonably tall, but slightly retarded football player (thats european football, you knnow, real football). Plays right back for Edinburgh Shitty Colts at Shitehill, Edinburgh. He is shit. Will definitely be the next David Beckham, because he takes wonderful free kicks which he curls into the top corner. His talents include kicking the ball out for an opposition thow in, usually near his own goals. He plans to play for Scotland when he grows up. He will grow a moustache.

When in doubt, Pidge it out!!

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