Euun

The wrong way to spell Ewan. Only an absolute buffoon who has no idea how names should be spelt. If you are named Duun, you do not exist as it is physically impossible for someone to have such a stupid name.

Someone: "I've got a hot chocolate for Euun!"

Ewan: "..."

Craig Muir

One angry gamer

Literally anyone: "Uh oh, it's Craig Muir"