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kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl March 21, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


acfuctable

Adj. Acceptable for sex.

Origin: < acceptable plus the F-word

That cute girl is quite acfuctable.

by Purple Gurl April 3, 2011


eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

by Purple Gurl February 20, 2011

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tentacle

1. An armlike appendage found on octopi, squid, and space aliens. They are often covered in suckers.

2. Sensory appendages on snails, slugs, and space aliens.

3. A basic part of twisted Japanese hentai porn, where octopuses and other creatures rape schoolgirls with their tentacles.

1. A male octopus actually has 9 tentacles if you count the one used for reproduction.

2. The top pair of tentacles on a slug enables it to see. The lower, shorter pair is for taste and smell.

3. Police in Tokyo have to respond to yet another tentacle rape.

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

33πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Rich Trash Syndrome

A condition that is mostly permanent, where someone with money, privilege, snobbish values, hubris, entitlement mentality, and lack of self-discipline think that gives them the right to force their narrow-minded, snobbish, and worthless values/opinions on others.

They're often White, often Moderates and Progressives, and often college educated with no ability to think for themselves. They often pretend others are helpless and force help on them. They don't believe others should look or be as they please, and thus support zoning laws, neighborhood associations, dress codes, etc. They constantly make up new laws, new etiquette rules, new dress codes, and new ways to pretend to get offended to control, enslave, and manipulate others. Unlike normal people who pretend to not notice differences in others, they often say little digs, give unwanted advice about whatever differences they perceive, or make little unwanted "helpful" statements. If someone has a birth defect related to gender, the person with RTS may drop little hints about it, when the person lives no differently from most others. They often move to low-income neighborhoods or volunteer there to control folks, boss others around, take over, exploit the citizens, change their lifestyles, and impress others.

The local high school was once an accepting and diverse place which allowed all sorts of self-expression through style and dress. But then new faculty members with Rich Trash Syndrome took over. They grew up in sheltered environments and pretended things were disruptive when they weren't to protect their own weak natures, fragile sensibilities, control needs, and snob values. So they decided to arbitrarily make up a bunch of new rules and ban nearly every previously allowed freedom. They claimed they were doing it "for the students" and to improve grades, when they were simply unable to ignore the preferences of others they disagreed with. The grades actually decreased while bullying and school violence increased. So the stupid folks with Rich Trash Syndrome reacted by making even tighter rules.

by Purple Gurl February 8, 2015

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.

I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.

by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014

66πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž