acfuctable

Adj. Acceptable for sex.

Origin: < acceptable plus the F-word

That cute girl is quite acfuctable.

eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

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Porphyrophobia

1. N: Fear of the color purple, as well as a fear of purple objects and people.

2. N: Bigotry or hatred towards Purple people.

1. "Doesn't that come in green? Purple gives me nightmares!"

"Grow up, you seem to be suffering from porphyrophobia!"

2. "Man, I hate Purple people! They get all these special rights and privileges, get to collect welfare, and they get preferential housing and employment!"

"Sounds like you have a bad case of porphyrophobia. Get help, please!"

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Purplonian

An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.

"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."

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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

Purplephobe

N - Person afraid of or bigoted against Purplonians and other people born with Purple skin.

The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.

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