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trolliday

N: A holiday, period of free time, or vacation spent being an online troll. Origin: Troll + Holiday

"Hey, it is 5 PM and I have the whole weekend to spend as a trolliday. I'm gonna flame people, spam, and just blow up the internet."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015


rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

17πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Rape Gang

A close-knit group of people, usually men, who rape, attempt to rape, discuss plans to rape, or otherwise act sexually aggressive towards others without their consent. These people tend to believe that date rape is not possible, that no really means maybe, that sex with children, handicapped, or elderly persons is never rape, that not saying no is a way of saying yes, that getting someone too drunk/high to say no is not rape, etc.

Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.

John started getting harassed by the local cops ever since he stood up to a prominent rape gang in town and refused to participate in their activities. Most of the men at work no longer speak to him either.

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

by Purple Gurl March 22, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


purple people

1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.

2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.

3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.

1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."

"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."

2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.

3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.

by Purple Gurl March 30, 2011

56πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž