Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

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Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times