bingbongs

The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.

I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.

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Peub

The things you're ex pulls out of their mouth after a long akward period of eye contact. Croch forest and or lap beards.

Thanks for the peub's asshole, now
I can build an ark with your croch Forest.

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poopy mcjergonson

When you have to poopreally bad, but the septic system is backed up so you have to poop in a bag.

This morning I had to take a poopy mcjergonson because the toilet was clogged.