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Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.
She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
A person with a Perpetrator Mentality has the mindset that it isn't "an issue" if they cause harm to other people. They believe "the issue" is the natural reaction to the harm they cause, such as that of the victim, or anyone who calls them out.
Many perpetrators refuse to be accountable for their actions, so they create distractions. Perpetrators have made "victim" a dirty word. A victim is simply a person who was harmed, and they don't "choose" whether or not they are harmed. The perp does that.
Those with a Perpetrator Mentality encourage shame and blame towards their victims, and toward anyone who reports them to authorities (The Rat). These perps won't admit that they have poor communication skills. They believe they can gain power by controling other people, when true power lies in the ability to control their own self.
"Gary says it isn't his fault or his problem that I'm depressed and lost my confidence, when he starved me of physical and emotional affection, while secretly bedding 3 of my friends. Gary has Perpetrator Mentality."
A) "My roommate blames me because someone at his party stole my tip money. He said only an idiot hides cash in their bedroom closet."
B) " Your roommate has perpetrator mentality. His friends should not have been allowed in your bedroom, especially with you at work."
GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
The noise that girls make when they freak out at the first sight of each other in public. Buhgawking is almost always punctuated by arm-flapping and a cheek-to-cheek hug.
The girls had just seen each other 3 hours ago, but they insisted on a shrill BUHGAWK, followed by bent elbow arm flapping and a cheek to cheek hug.
Noun: SHANTS are an artical of men's clothing, worn as bottoms. They are in between shorts and pants. Shants are too long to be shorts, but too short to be pants. Shants are often worn by Bro Dudes or Homies. They're typically worn with very long, white tube socks, that fully cover the shins. Between the shants and the socks, the legs are 100% covered.
"Did you see the guy with the long wallet chain, wearing those Dickies shants, you know, the ones that go five inches past the knee caps?"
A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.
"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."