Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

Puddingboy

A Puddingboy is a prolific Fuckboy, who manages to have an erratic trail of partially-congealed pudding stains on 10 different girls' sheets at once. A Puddingboy's main fuction is sauce his way through his better years.

Hey Puddingboy, is this your puddle on couch?