Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

Overshopinsate

Trying to fill that hole in your soul by buying stuff.

"Jenny is going to the mall again to Overshopinsate because she and Larry broke up again "