Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

Puserkarmit

An insult to call someone when you cant think of a comeback/insult

How To Pronounce:
(Pooze-er-car-mit)

Michael: dude you’re such a jerk

Jaice: well… well… you’re a Puserkarmit!

Michael: *literally flabbergasted*