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This is a bestie for life. Cherish eimear for your whole life unless she sluts up with another English lad.
Chav: is that eimear?
English road man: yes she slutted up with me.
Me: shut up thatΓ’ΒΒs my bestie eimear.
2π 4π
Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.
3π 1π
A girl or boy who shags everything in sight. has 1 million STDs
You: hey look at that slag
Me: I know I can smell her fishy fanny from here
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A girl Ed sheeran who has ginger pubes will usually have a ginger minge, this is when the vaginal area is coloured orange like Donald trumps skin due to overgrown jungle pubic hairs.
Fan: omg do you have a ginger minge?
Ed sheeran: no, I have ginger bollocks
Fan: oh, can I see?
Ed sheeran: ok slut.
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The godliest of kahoot nicknames. Your a g if you ever had this name and got away with it.
Teacher: weΓ’ΒΒre playing kahoot today.
Gay slut: ok *puts nickname as ben dover*
Teacher: ben dover?
Gay slut: bends over and gets ass penetrated by teacher.