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When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit
"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."
Isabel. She has sniped 5 people she is getting quicker and more effective. She might snipe me next or you! Watch out there could be an Isabel behind you!
Oh shite Isabel went virginity sniper on my ass
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Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
Ladyhills,chest sacks,gods greatest creation, the paps,front udders,how girls get good grades,what makes you bust a but!
"Damn girl you got sum big boobs!"
For most countries it get an answer like 7 o clock or its time to get a watch but here down in the south we answer by saying it's time to reunite Ireland bitches!
Paddy"what's the time?" Risteard "time to reunite Ireland! "
Everyone else"oo ah up da ra! "
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This is the perfect site where you can right about random shit and boast about stuff you aren't
"Jesus Christ it says that I'm the sexiest and hottest man out there how right could they be" wink wink "urban dictionary got it right again!"
A very nice man who drives a van and if he says he has smarties in there say yes please! If he takes you home and chains you to his bed its coz he loves you:)Not be confused with a Pedophile.
Tom"Where's Jim gone? Ted"Oh he's playing caves and monster's with Clive the petofeil."