National Send Nudes to Juddie Day

National Send Juddie Nudes Days (April 20)
The National Day of celebration where women named Rebecca send nude images to their Juddie’s. Coincidentally falling on 4/20 making it such an incredibly special day.

J- Hey, you know what today is?
R- 4/20? Time to dabbbbbb
J- Well, yes… but it’s also a very meaningful holiday known as, National Send Nudes to Juddie Day!
R- Oh, sweet! I’ve been waiting all year for that! Let me just turn my camera on.
J- *thinking* (sweet, it worked)

Taming the Mammoth

Depending what context it's used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:

-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth

Bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?

(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.

Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)

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