Jamo

An annoying piece of shit that thinks everyone is his friend. A Jamo will always ask for nicotine because he is a Fean. A jamo will never own its own nic. They can only hit others nic. Jamos also bud themselves into others conversations and try to act like they are accepted. Jamos always ignor the fact that they are not wanted and act like they are.

“Oh shit Jamo just walked in, he’s gunna put his hand out and ask for my flavored air.”

Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.

Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.