Pie wrappering

Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.

While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.

Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.

It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.

“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”