Trail Mix

A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.

Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.

Oh look… hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.

I can only handle California in small doses… the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.

At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.

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