The main religious act of the Butthole Bandits, cinching involves sealing ones anal cavity with superglue and putty.
The act is performed in order to ensure that no sins are committed when one poops, and that holiness is kept inside.
Cinching is completed as an initiation process and patrons of the butthole bandits have the act completed by the butthole brigade.
Guaranteed attendance to heaven within two weeks of being cinched.
Susan! Iâve been cinched recently and I feel like a new woman! You should think about getting some cinching done as well!
The enforcers of the church known as the Butthole Bandits.
The Butthole Brigade door knock on residential Australian neighbourhoods in order to preach and entice new recruits.
Once new recruits have joined the church, they also cinch the new recruits as part of the initiation process.
Members of the butthole brigade do not get cinched as they are the chosen few who must endure the pains of life in order to enlighten the living.
The Butthole Brigade came to my door last night and Iâve got a cinching appointment next week.
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A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and Iâm thinking of joining!
someone who works at a bakery and finds sexual gratification from squeezing dough. Dough sexuals find the dough feels like womenâs breasts.
Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females
Emma is a Dough-sexual
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