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Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.

Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!

by PyroSabr April 15, 2022


Travis

A guy who has a crippling addiction to shitty Katy Perry music

The gay kid Travis won’t stop beating off to Katy Perry.

by PyroSabr April 16, 2022


Trainsexual

To get a raging boner when passing over a train track

Having the sudden urge to jump in front of an oncoming train to assert dominance and die in the most romantic way possible

Trainsexual lives matter, they are taken from us on a daily basis from being overly-horny.

by PyroSabr April 14, 2022

8👍 1👎


Hunter

A slang word for being sexually turned on by trains

“That guy is a little too obsessed with trains, his name must be Hunter”

by PyroSabr April 14, 2022


Second Amendment

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.

“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”

by PyroSabr July 4, 2022

2042👍 16👎


Homo Chomo

Someone who is sexually attracted to male children

His name is probably Jasper

That guy is acting like a real a Homo Chomo

by PyroSabr April 14, 2022

2👍 7👎


Pride Month

That time of the year where normal people must bow down to the LGBTQIAPORFJNMVC community or be gaslighted and called a homophobe

“You support Pride Month”

“Hell no”
“Ugh you must be a homophobe”
“Sure, ok my dude…”
“It is ma’am!!”

by PyroSabr July 4, 2022

16👍 11👎