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Duck duck dick

Sam’s favorite game to play other than pubg

Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.

by Python3 April 27, 2019


#1 sandwich maker

Synonym: Lizzy

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!

by Python3 August 9, 2019


Best Picture Hanger

It’s Sam of course!
She’ll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Don’t underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.

Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!

by Python3 May 8, 2019

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J Cobbler

J’s Tasty Vagene

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.

by Python3 October 28, 2019


Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019