Samâs favorite game to play other than pubg
Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, Iâm not a thirsty pubg vagene.
Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
Itâs Sam of course!
Sheâll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Donât underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.
Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!
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Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! Iâll invite my dad!