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cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

958πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


cast of "Deliverance"

the white employees of any southern based business

After Kia built a car manufacturing plant on the Georgia-Alabama border, they hired the cast of "Deliverance" to build their cars.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 2, 2009

385πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Harley

a motor vehicle that is loud, but not fast

a motor vehicle that sounds like it is going like hell, but isn't

Guy #1 "Did you hear that shit box Camaro go by?"

Guy #2 "I sure did, it was running like a Harley."

by Q-City Wordsmith June 16, 2009

910πŸ‘ 611πŸ‘Ž


Trophy

slang term for a baby, the prize you'll possibly win for having sex

Girl: I told my friend that a gang bang at the college was a bad idea. Now she's pregnant.

Guy: Look on the bright side. If she decides to keep the baby, she'll have a trophy to flaunt.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

192πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

by Q-City Wordsmith November 23, 2009

129πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

336πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž