The Foreigner belt

The best kind of belt you can have, awarded at Harvest Time if you can make the machine somehow spit out enough tickets for one. You possess all powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner.

"Fryman, fill your eyes with, Double Vision! You've got stars in your eyes!"
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."

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Living Sacrifice

A sweet Christian metalcore band, who rocks everyone's face off.

Dude, I put in Living Sacrifice's "The Hammering Process" CD, and my ears started bleeding from all the insanity. In a good way.

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root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

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electrikk

Some lame trend that is ruining any type of scene. You're not hardcore if that's what you're trying to be. The hardcore scene is no fashion, using the "<3" symbol is not cool, and The Used's lyrics are not a hardcore listener's diary. You are ruining Xanga with your 'kill me I'm gaylectrikk' blogrings. You're a bunch of ignorant, illiterate morons who need to go die, or corrupt some other scene.

"Yeah, those kids are really gay. I hear they're 'electrikk'. Do you dare me to go switch their MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CD with this Black Dahlia Murder disc?"

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Michigan

A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.

A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."

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double-drat

A more intense version of drat, used in only the most intense situations.

Aww, double-drat! Somebody got on my AIM screen name. Tear.

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Nu Metal

The best insult around. The worst music around. No nu-metal bands are tolerable. They all suck. But it's good; it keeps those d-bags away from my music.

Kid A: Dude, want to go play 'Spot The Nu-Metal Kid'?
Kid B: Yeah...<walks into local mall> I win.

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