alt-woke

being aware or a false belief of being aware of more apolitical and less politically correct things in society that are often very vague and not based on solid reasons and rooted in conspiracy theory eg "green energy is globalist communism". "Veganism kills more animals than factory farming" Youtube and facebook comment sections are usually full of such enlightened statements from sun-glass on head baldies and platinum blond pseudo-psychologists with too much time on their hands. Usually the right-wings own brand of 'woke' but not exclusive to them. But can also be about things that ARE true but are not politically correct and attract twitter woke scolds.

James at work is always repeating the alt-woke hot takes he reads on facebook.

During this pandemic Vicky has become alt-woke and joined anti-5G groups and anti-vax, which she often browses from her radiation emitting phone, whilst smoking some DNA damaging rothman kingsize

Kumar keeps alt-woke scolding me calling me a sheep telling me to wake up

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