Michigan

A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.

A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."

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electrikk

Some lame trend that is ruining any type of scene. You're not hardcore if that's what you're trying to be. The hardcore scene is no fashion, using the "<3" symbol is not cool, and The Used's lyrics are not a hardcore listener's diary. You are ruining Xanga with your 'kill me I'm gaylectrikk' blogrings. You're a bunch of ignorant, illiterate morons who need to go die, or corrupt some other scene.

"Yeah, those kids are really gay. I hear they're 'electrikk'. Do you dare me to go switch their MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CD with this Black Dahlia Murder disc?"

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Living Sacrifice

A sweet Christian metalcore band, who rocks everyone's face off.

Dude, I put in Living Sacrifice's "The Hammering Process" CD, and my ears started bleeding from all the insanity. In a good way.

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The Foreigner belt

The best kind of belt you can have, awarded at Harvest Time if you can make the machine somehow spit out enough tickets for one. You possess all powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner.

"Fryman, fill your eyes with, Double Vision! You've got stars in your eyes!"
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."

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root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

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nu hardcore

Nu-Hardcore is basically the subgenre of hardcore that sucks. Among the many, this is probably the worst. Acts like Atreyu fit this perfectly. Lame. Go listen to some 1998-metalcore like ZAO or Living Sacrifice, PLEASE.

(P.S., nu hardcore abuses breakdowns.)

Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Hey man, do you like hardcore?"
Not Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Sure."
Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Yeah, that new Atreyu is sweet."
Not Nu-Hardcore kid:
"Go die. I will end you."

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EPH

Every Passing Hour. A Grand Rapids, Michigan, metal band. They're extremely talented.

Dude, did you see EPH's set last night? It was sick.

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