Nu Metal

The best insult around. The worst music around. No nu-metal bands are tolerable. They all suck. But it's good; it keeps those d-bags away from my music.

Kid A: Dude, want to go play 'Spot The Nu-Metal Kid'?
Kid B: Yeah...<walks into local mall> I win.

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Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

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double-drat

A more intense version of drat, used in only the most intense situations.

Aww, double-drat! Somebody got on my AIM screen name. Tear.

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pocket fisherman

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.

"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

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new jack

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.

Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.

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