A gun you can stab with or a knife you can shoot with, but not both.
I stabbed that fool with my 9mm Knifun.
A microscopic sized race of inter dimensional beings that have taken over humans to form a hive mind.
The way to kill a weeble is with UV lights and frequency waves, however throwing them as high as you can is extra fun
Gently squeezing a females camel toe using your index and middle finger at the second knuckle.
Every time your girl is wearing tights I give her a knuckle hug behind your back.
An alien that shape shifts into human form driven mostly to snuggle.
All this snugglien wants to do is take over the world and cuddle.