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When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.
Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!
A full throttle boner that climbs through your underwear and pokes out through your pocket.
Jimmy! I know sheâs hot but you can put your pocket throbber away.
The term for kissing when he/she is an 8.7234 or above.
You guys may be good at pong, but did you get lip last night? Didnât think so.
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That moment when sheâs wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!
When you reach that age where itâs too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.
Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the âfar-too-deepâ crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!