Hmongry

Minnesota has a large Hmong population, and thus alot of asian restaurants. When you have a craving for some , say, eggrolls that makes you ... Hmongry!

That asian chick is cute! Im getting Hmongry if you know what I mean!

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Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

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Little Canada

Little Canada is a suburb of St. Paul MN. Everyone knows that Canadians are retarded, so someone who lives in Little Canada is a little retarded.

Dude 1 "have you seen the internet video of the retard from Burger King singing 'Ding Fries Are Done'?"

Dude 2 "Yeah!! Hes from Little Canada!"

Dude 1 "So's your MOM!!"

Dude 2 (hangs head and whispers) "how did you know abooot that, eh? We are shamed."

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