Marines

A branch of the military that likes to stand in a long line and spin rifles in various random locations.

Next to the ocean, on the Las Vegas strip, in front of government buildings, in front of dilapidated hardware stores, in the middle of the street, next to monuments, on farms, on mountains, on the Hoover Dam...

It doesn't matter! They'll spin their rifles anywhere they damn please! That's how badass they are.

Seriously, have you seen the marines commercial at the movie theater? It's hilarious!

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