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Someone who is better than everyone else
wow, he got 2 grammies, he's a real Merlijn
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The person on the receiving end of a blowjob.
"Have you heard, Betty gave someone the blowjob." "Really? I wonder who's the suckee."
"I went to a farm yesterday and i saw a BBC."
"Oh wow, black chickens are pretty rare."
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"Do you want a pizza?"
"What is that?"
"A disc with sauce."
"Ah yes, with cheese please."
Trying to nut as quickly as possible, using soap.
'I did a quicksoapy in there shower if you know what i mean.' 'What the hell, I'm your brother!'
If you're high, you can test how stoned you are. Similar as a barometer, you take your hand and move it front of your face.
"Wow I'm really high." "Lmao be gone with that pussy 0.3 grams." "Dude you want to test with the begaai'o'meter?"