Chest Jambalaya

The act of vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating. When done, the duo mixes in mid air and lands on one’s chest. This combination resembles Jambalaya and is ready to eat right away. Eat while it’s hot!

Last night I was bored, horny, and hungry so I made Chest Jambalaya to solve all my problems.

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Middle Pede

Deriving from the “human centipede” movies, as the person in the middle you eat a lot of shit but also continue to shit on others as well. A middle pede has endured a lot of shit but continues to shit on others with no remorse. This act of degrading others helps justify what they deal with. A middle pede is typically someone who downplays other’s accomplishments, due to their lack of confidence.

“Jimmy feels like the coolest person in the group because his girlfriend simps for him, yet he is the biggest pussy. He’s such a middle pede.”

“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”

“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”

I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing