car / penis theorem

The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.

For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.

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Pandamoanium

An annual contest held in China, where pandas try to moan the loudest.

I was at Pandamoanium 2014. It was amazing!

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Weed

Something you should smoke everyday.

Smoke weed everyday!

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<///>

When n00b programmers forget how to make XML comments.

XML comments are used prominently in the C# programming language. They are written like this:

///<>

Where inside the brackets is an XML tag.

Proper:

///<description>
///The right way to make XML comments.
///</description>

Incorrect:

<///>description
///This will NOT work. You will get compile errors.
<///>

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Golden Arch

When a human male holds his penis upward and starts to piss, making an arch, yellow in color.

do a Golden arch

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idg2f

I don't give two fucks.

idg2f about that shit.

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trap queen

The queen of traps. A dude that looks and acts so much like a woman that you couldn't tell him apart from a girl without looking you-know-where.

Dude 1: look at that girl!
Dude 2: no! he's a trap queen!

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