Reverse Donkey Punch

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.

"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"

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