huntard

Someone who plays World of Warcraft hunters like a complete fucktard.

That huntard got me killed three times in SFK!

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troll

1) A fantasy creature with no single definition. Usually large, ugly and nasty...except when it's small, cute, and friendly. Often lives under bridges.

2) An ugly little plastic doll with big hair.

3) One of the five Horde races in World of Warcraft. Tall, leggy, and blue, with three-fingered hands and two-toed feet; also has tusks and a Caribbean accent.

4) (verb) To go fishing.

5) (verb) To act as an example of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory; derived from definition 4, on the theory that the person is "fishing" for attention. This can also be a noun, meaning someone who does just that.

1) According to TVTropes, all trolls are different.

2) My aunt collects troll dolls.

3) My troll shadow priest will melt your face!

4) They're out trolling the river.

5) Oh, great, someone is trolling the forums again. Where did all of these trolls come from, anyway?

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butt-hurt

Excessively and dramatically indignant.

Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.

"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"

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tauren

One of the five Horde races in World of Warcraft. Resemble the classic Greek minotaur, only with hooves for feet and three-fingered hands. They have a culture that appears to be based off of several Native American tribes, are the only Horde race that can be druids, and are a blatant rebuke to anyone who misjudges the Horde as the "bad guys."

"You've got Hordies on Tanaris? Cool, I have a tauren druid there!"

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spacegoat

1) A talbuk, which is an epic mount available in World Of Warcraft.

2) A fandumb nickname for draenei, coined by people who are confused about their origin and think anything with horns and hooves is a goat.

"Why do people call draenei spacegoats, anyway?"
"Because they're from space, and they have horns and hooves."
"If they're from space, so are orcs. And...anything with horns and hooves is a goat? I'll be sure to tell your friends who play tauren that."
"Don't you dare!"

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shaman

1) A tribal spiritual leader. Comes from a Siberian term and has no linguistic relation to "man." The female version is "shamanka."

2) A multi-purpose hybrid class in World of Warcraft. Can heal and cast elemental spells, and is fairly durable. Originally only available to the Horde—intended as a counterpart to the Alliance's paladins—but this changed with the release of the Burning Crusade expansion.

1) He claims to be a genuine Lakota shaman.
2) WTF? Some draenei shaman just ganked me in Hillsbrad!

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fandumb

Fans being: opinionated, argumentative, rude, touchy, ignorant, wanky, whiny, elitist, irrational, or any combination of the above. In short, fans behaving foolishly. Often results in fanwank, flamewars, and trolling.

Oh, great...someone just said that D&D 3.5 was better than 4e. Fandumb inbound in 3...2...1...

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