james stevenson

A kid who constantly has male reproductive organs, inserted in his rectum... or at least walks like it.

Chronic masturbater, he wacks off in his girlfriends bathrooms, doesnt clean it up, and leaves... and we never mentioned she was 4 years younger than him.

You shouldnt try pulling a james stevenson, hes a deusche.

14👍 15👎

choomsday

4/20 - The day everyone is going to choom it up.

Happy Choomsday everyone!

assbelonker

actually, this is spelled assbelunker

Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus

11👍 19👎

goykactmlagg

Get on your knees and crawl to me like a good girl. A #booktok acronym.

I wasn't into this book until the MMC told the FMC to "goykactmlagg"

juilia child

The hottest chick to ever live.

She had a bunch of cooking shows, and was a spy or something in World War II.

I masturbate to Julia Child whenever her show is on TV.

21👍 8👎