Allison

a word to describe a mentally unstable guinea pig that crawls up trees and gnaws on branches to get the satisfaction of being on an all organic diet. These allisons love to crap out jelly beans and paint portraits of chicken nuggets in a Mc Pick 2 box. They love to look in windows an tune into Riverdale episodes. When they cant find trees, they like to nibble on old people

Bro, I saw an Allison in my toilet.

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