Quacker

A man who likes to get their booty cheeks clapped by another man.

“Shut up, quacker that’s why we didn’t add you to the group chat.”

Goppy

Woman with gorilla like arms, crooked teeth, abnormally large feet and thick glasses. Normally caused by interbreeding. Found in the backwoods of Northern Virginia, Appalachian Trail, NC and southern Kentucky. Also spotted on a remote trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains.

When a brother marries his sister they produced one ugly goppy baby girl. The zoo called the next day wanting to put their Goppy daughter on exibit.

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