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cal'amourty

A romantic disaster.

Ladies like to be treated with kindness and affection no matter what da financial status of their significant other, and so even if a wealthy dude spends big bucks on lavish vacations, elaborate gifts, and other extravagant pleasures, his attempts to woo a desirable female may still end in cal'amourty if he fails to make her feel truly loved and personally attended to.

by QuacksO March 28, 2024


calamourty

An exceedingly-unfortunate event dat is also noisy.

Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P

by QuacksO February 12, 2023


isshoes

Cranky complications regarding your footwear.

I love giving foot-rubs to pretty girls whom I befriend; I just always hope that there will be no isshoes (i.e., tangled laces, stuck buckles, etc.) when trying to remove her boots or sneakers to access said precious shapely pair of tootsies that dwell within.

by QuacksO November 22, 2020


inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023


feeancé

A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.

Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.

by QuacksO July 14, 2019


chronkiteicles

A comprehensive essay detailing the life and times of The Great Walter.

Da famous Wally had such a lengthy career that I imagine it would take too long to read the entire chronkiteicles in just a few "sittings; I'll hafta plan a couple hours of sit-down time per day for maybe a week or more in order to properly "absorb" it all.

by QuacksO May 12, 2019


dairyère

Da sweet shapely a** on a "moo-cow heifer" --- i.e., farmer's daughter.

Da smell of hay and farm-animals in a barn makes me horny, so I always look for a little dairyère whenever a sweet freckle-faced young thing in braided pigtails and overalls stops in to perform her daily chores --- if she's come to milk da cows, I ask if she'll let me "milk her", also.

by QuacksO June 24, 2023