march 23rd

The day where all the rejects are born, and nobody wishes they ever survived the 25 week mark.

"see that bitch over there? She's such a degenerate!"
"yeah, she must be a march 23rd"

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Vibe check

A phenomenon that occurs when someone of a higher status would like to examine your vibe.

The words "vibe check" will be uttered aggressively by the authority to warn everyone in the vicinity of a vibe check. Two or less seconds after, a hand will appear and extend towards the victim.

Vibe checks are rarely passable, and in those cases, the victim may be rewarded. If a vibe check is failed, the authority has the right to either

A) vore you and anything else they see fit

B) bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat

Or

C) Extract both of your existing nipples

Peter griffin: "VIBE CHECK"

*hand extends*

Victim: "nooo my vibes!"

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