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The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021


Bunker Nazi

Anyone in government who is there not only for power, but to keep their space in the Apocalypse bunkers, thus they will do anything the "deep state" tells them.

Rand Paul is the biggest Bunker Nazi I ever heard of.

by QuakerOtis April 9, 2021


Best of Both Worlds

Having a bisexual girlfriend who allows you to bring other women into bed. Or having two bisexual girlfriends in one mutual relationship.

We can have the Best of Both Worlds, you'll get threesomes and I'll get a girlfriend and you.

by QuakerOtis September 22, 2017

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The Million Dollar Bill

During intercourse, when every orifice is penetrated by every finger, toe and sexual organ (dick) as well as nipples to eyes and mouth in one session, cumming pattern is optional, and foot massage is encouraged.

There is a brilliant painting depicting The Million Dollar Bill, by Keenan Dunham online, you've got to see it. It shows all the positions of The Million Dollar Bill being done.

by QuakerOtis August 18, 2021