Stunt cock

A stand-in for a guy that can't close the deal with a girl because of sexual performance anxiety.

Tim: Hey Rick, how did your date go last night? Did you get some?
Rick: Everything was going great, I got to 3rd base but just couldn't do it.
Tim: Rick, the next time that happens give me a call. I'll come over and be your stunt cock.

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