slipknot

SLIPKNOT!! Jesus H Christ, how can you listen to that bullcack? It doesn't consist of musical talent, it consists of about ten silly buggers in not-very-realistic Hallowe'en masks jumping up and down and screaming incoherently into a microphone, while beating the shit out of a drumkit! What's the point? If I wanted to hear that kind of shit, I'd go and listen to a badly fucked tractor dragging a dying horse out of a cesspit (cheers NME.) It's relentless! "DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN EVERYBODY SCREEEAM! DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN..." it never ends! That's not "goth" music, that's not even music, I wouldn't let my brother wipe his arse with one of their records. And that's saying something, believe me. Slipknot is one of the biggest piles of sloppy dog-wank I've ever heard of.

Slipknot... what a load of fakers!

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Thom Yorke

The greatest man to ever live. The biggest genius to grace our lives. The most talented songwriter to walk the Earth.

Thom Yorke... the voice of a generation.

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