A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Donât let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
âOmg Jason youâre such a Stephan vampire â
âNo think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink youâ
A Doofus is anyone who makes stupid mistake.
You got a C on your math test.
You waiting too long and now youâre late for work.
Doofus.
I know why youâre here, so Iâll just âhelpâ you.
Your grandma, your mom, sad movies, breakups. Dogs with missing legs. War veterans. Natural disasters.
Stop being nasty on the internet and read a book!
Your mom is not sexy.
War is not sexy.
Go to sleep!
Anything gross. What most of yâall are who use UB to get off. If youâre nasty, go to church.
âThat cat food was nasty!â
âSon⦠I saw your urbandicionary history⦠nasty!â