flubbermonkey

"Flubbermonkey" is often (aka usually never) used as an act of surprise...

"Oh my flubbermonkey!"

Taylor

Taylors are the most loving people you'll ever meet. They're always nice to you, even after a big fight. If you're friends with them, they'll always be there for you and they'll do anything to make your day 100 percent better. You should love them, because they need it too. The thing they love most is seeing the person they love put a smile on their face.

Taylor... taylor... sounds like the best person in the world.