Alcrouté

When someone whips up pasta and it isn't cooked properly, as it is crunchy to the bite.

Bob: "Bro this pasta is kinda rank"
Frank "Fam this shit is alcrouté"

Petri

Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh

Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri

Clappardly

The state of being high as hell after smoking copious amounts of weed.

Bob: "Let's watch Rick and Morty"
Frank: "Let's get clappardly beforehand"