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An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.
The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.
He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
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A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.
My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.
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A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,
so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.
Twilight was such a stare fest!
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Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.
Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!
Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.
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A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.
"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
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A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.
I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!
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