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eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by Quesondriac August 20, 2013


Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by Quesondriac August 11, 2010

90πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.

Twilight was such a stare fest!

by Quesondriac December 31, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by Quesondriac November 27, 2013

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by Quesondriac December 4, 2010

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


trending up

Trending up is when the subject referred to is increasing in popularity and internet searches.

Meyer lemons are trending up, thanks to Martha Stewart.

by Quesondriac February 2, 2014

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.

To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.

by Quesondriac August 28, 2013